School, Awkward and Love: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 308

You deserved it 3 700

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 770

You deserved it 3 235

You've got mail

By guest - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 457

You deserved it 2 080

Creepy

By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 442

You deserved it 3 117

There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 650

You deserved it 2 923

Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 941

You deserved it 2 497

Method acting

By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 611

You deserved it 4 490

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 755

You deserved it 2 532

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 211

You deserved it 5 240

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 877

You deserved it 2 469

Pleased to meet you

By Mr_Yato - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 919

You deserved it 1 935

Astraea 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:11

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

jayjaysmokerson 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

you should have told that bitch to suck it.

Comments

Zombiekiller1980 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:21

screw her dude, shes a *****. You may be fat but you can always lose weight shes always gonna be a bitch

Fallen_Enigma 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:22

yea he can burn off some pounds but she cant burn off some b***h

totes_sucks 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:58

How do you now she's a *****? She's definitely a bitch, but being sent a love note certainly doesn't make a girl a *****. If anything she sounds pretty damn frigid.

snikrdodlgotownd 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:31

u r a troll snicker

Lolitia 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:42

What a bitch.

m57applin 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:05

atleast you werent a girl and you passed a note to a girl. talk about lesbo

coolsteve 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:19

Pee in her face and tell her shes a cheap **** thats you wouldn't touch if she was begging you to bang her.

coolsteve 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:21

Do you ever shut up?

coolsteve 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:24

*To snickerdoodle

wierdo16 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:43

Haha what

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:52

How rude can people get? I want to punch this broad in the mouth and I don't even know her.

Sea_of_Madness 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 15:11

Wow! Seriously, if I were you, I would have beaten her to death. Some people are really pathetic and a total waste of air they're breathing. Totally agree with #36.