Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

Comments

screw her dude, shes a *****. You may be fat but you can always lose weight shes always gonna be a bitch

yea he can burn off some pounds but she cant burn off some b***h

How do you now she's a *****? She's definitely a bitch, but being sent a love note certainly doesn't make a girl a *****. If anything she sounds pretty damn frigid.

snikrdodlgotownd 0

atleast you werent a girl and you passed a note to a girl. talk about lesbo

Pee in her face and tell her shes a cheap **** thats you wouldn't touch if she was begging you to bang her.

How rude can people get? I want to punch this broad in the mouth and I don't even know her.

Sea_of_Madness 0

Wow! Seriously, if I were you, I would have beaten her to death. Some people are really pathetic and a total waste of air they're breathing. Totally agree with #36.