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snickerdoo why don't you find another site other than FML... please do us all a favour! I'm sick of seeing your picture and stupid comments.. and I'm definately not alone on this one!
I'm a little sick of this too. 'This' being the constant childish whinging and slap-fests worthy of little girls. If you don't like another user's comments, just skip past them.
Sirin ftw. Any thread snickerdoodles posts on seems to turn into Lord of the Flies. If these people want to deal with their rage the healthy way they should go out & pick a fight with a Hell's Angel in the roughest bar in town. Presuming they are old enough to get into bars (which I doubt). It won't be healthy for them, but it will be great for the gene pool.
An appropriate response would be to say, "like I'd ever make a note for you, dumbass."
definitely the best possible response in that situation
You should have told her that your stomach turns to dick at midnight and give her your number. Works every time for me.
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oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.
you should have told that bitch to suck it.