Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

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BooHaUrScared 0

what a bitch. don't worry, she's going to die as the fat ass, with 20 cats.

snickerdoo why don't you find another site other than FML... please do us all a favour! I'm sick of seeing your picture and stupid comments.. and I'm definately not alone on this one!

I'm a little sick of this too. 'This' being the constant childish whinging and slap-fests worthy of little girls. If you don't like another user's comments, just skip past them.

Sirin ftw. Any thread snickerdoodles posts on seems to turn into Lord of the Flies. If these people want to deal with their rage the healthy way they should go out & pick a fight with a Hell's Angel in the roughest bar in town. Presuming they are old enough to get into bars (which I doubt). It won't be healthy for them, but it will be great for the gene pool.

An appropriate response would be to say, "like I'd ever make a note for you, dumbass."

Asstazztic 8

@TempestJones, I never said he was fat, maybe the OP needs to gain some muscle so he has a chance with the ladies in the near future

Mulada 0

Shoulda said "Don't flatter yourself, bitch."

definitely the best possible response in that situation

Butterzzz 0

u should have punched her in the face,or grab her by her hair and pull really HARD!

You should have told her that your stomach turns to dick at midnight and give her your number. Works every time for me.

Apotheosis5267 0

Wow what a ******* bitch Lmao, sleep well knowing shell die of herpes ^^