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By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By guest - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Argentina - Buenos Aires
By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom
By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas
By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago
By Mr_Yato - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
look at the bright side, maybe you have a shot in a million and one years
Should've said, "I wonder if you can even count till one million with that dead brain of yours.You aren't lucky enough to be asked out by me."
Ha! #63 wins. And thank you for the permission, blake. I'm off to be cruel now and I'll refer anyone who gives me s*** to you! ;)
wow she really flattered herself. so did you tell her it wasn't from you?
Pocket Pikachu's would be so handy for a time like this...
I just don't know about you snickerdicker *sigh*
That's when you say: "It's not from me, I don't pork chicks with a VD, I've got standards. "
nd thats a super ficial bitch (sorry cant spell :P) i hate girls like that! the best guys are the usually the ones that people over look for things like acne and weight...stupid
well I wouldn't go as far to say that. health is a huge contributing factor to attractiveness.
sometimes they're just big because of heredity. many people choose their unhealthy lifestyles and eat fattening foods and have lack of exercise, but many are also just born big and have slow metabolisms and retain a lot of the fat they eat, rather than processing it. and it's difficult for them to lose weight.
though. or hoe?
what a bitch! dude next time... *facepalm*
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oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.
you should have told that bitch to suck it.