Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

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Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

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look at the bright side, maybe you have a shot in a million and one years

Should've said, "I wonder if you can even count till one million with that dead brain of yours.You aren't lucky enough to be asked out by me."

blaaaaakely 0

Ha! #63 wins. And thank you for the permission, blake. I'm off to be cruel now and I'll refer anyone who gives me s*** to you! ;)

wow she really flattered herself. so did you tell her it wasn't from you?

I just don't know about you snickerdicker *sigh*

spicayyy 0

how are you gonna say you're not gonna pass judgement when you just clearly did? psycho ass. you're the rude bitch here. he's not fat, just thick boned.

That's when you say: "It's not from me, I don't pork chicks with a VD, I've got standards. "

sexy_cali_girl 0

nd thats a super ficial bitch (sorry cant spell :P) i hate girls like that! the best guys are the usually the ones that people over look for things like acne and weight...stupid

well I wouldn't go as far to say that. health is a huge contributing factor to attractiveness.

sexy_cali_girl 0

jus because sum1s big doesnt mean theyre unhealthy thoe

sometimes they're just big because of heredity. many people choose their unhealthy lifestyles and eat fattening foods and have lack of exercise, but many are also just born big and have slow metabolisms and retain a lot of the fat they eat, rather than processing it. and it's difficult for them to lose weight.

what a bitch! dude next time... *facepalm*