Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 7 402

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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You deserved it 69 638

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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You deserved it 69 476

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 260

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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You deserved it 30 157

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You deserved it 55 531

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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You deserved it 3 379

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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You deserved it 3 532

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

qkzp 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:20

i think this is more of an f her life... since you could easily have embarrassed the shit out of her... but that sucks that she lied like that. hahaha dumb bia

mobitsfa 1

Friday 17 April 2009 18:26

HA, I would've waited there, and watched if she tried to open the door or something. Then call the police that some girl is trying to break into your house.

rachelroller 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:28

Wow so just because this girl doesn't accept his offer...that automatically makes her a bitch? Grow up. She said she was already home, it's not like she screamed at him to leave her alone and then laughed as his face crumbled... As for you dude, you really should've taken the opportunity to be like "Oh you live here? your rent is late." or SOMETHING.

dan81892 2

Friday 17 April 2009 18:39

hahaha moe of a FML for her am i right? but yeah you could have made a good joke out of it to her, like most people are saying

pinion_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:45

"No, I'm actually already home." ..."Uhh no your not, but I am, so get off my driveway and get lost, thanks..." " :| "

Scoochie 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:49

There are some really funny reactions here xD FYL en Thank You for making my day :D

soggysandwich 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:01

I would have been like "oh, you live here too? when did you move in?" haha. Thats funny though

watermind 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:07

This is only an FML if you weren't smart enough to take advantage of the situation. You only had to take the whole situation in a light and sort of funny kind of way while she's embarrassed and it would make you look quite good in her eyes.

misskris 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:22

she may not have been trying to be a bitch. they may not know each other well so declining a ride may have been a good idea. it's more like **** her life though, cause as she walks up your drive way you pull in behind her with an 'oh you live here too?' she'd be embarrassed as hell