Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 013

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 290

You deserved it 7 403

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 349

You deserved it 4 616

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 277

You deserved it 305

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 578

You deserved it 69 638

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 184

You deserved it 69 478

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 104

You deserved it 20 260

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 276

You deserved it 30 157

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 781

You deserved it 55 532

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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You deserved it 3 381

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 147

You deserved it 3 532

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

Orbit333 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:17

Yea i feel bad for you but man i bet she felt dumb when you pulled into the driveway of your house i hope you laughed at her

taraaa_fml 4

Friday 17 April 2009 10:18

"Today, this really creepy guy from my school pulled over on the side of the road as I was walking home. He asked me if I wanted a ride, I said no and that I was already home, I walked to the nearest driveway pretending it was my house. He pulled into the driveway and walked inside. It was his house. FML"

Tjkfbi_fml 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:02

You totally deserved it

SUSAltd 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:23

@22: Then like everyone would post YDI.

Mnemic 5

Friday 17 April 2009 10:25

Haha, I'm with #2! :-P

sexorcist 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:25

YDI for offering her a ride at your own driveway.

tencalories 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:47

yea he deserved it for being nice because the world needs more douches like you

JBiz_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:37

@22 - That would be a big fat juicy YDI.

piderman13 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:48

#22 i would laugh, but everyone has already thought that. its already kinda written that it should be from her perspective. you just had to make sure every retard understood. so thankyou. on the other hand #2 i like that idea alot and #4 i like it even more (:

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 17 April 2009 10:55

Oh my God, that's got to be really humiliating for her. I gotta ask though, why did you offer her a ride? If you two don't know each other that well, then I would understand why she would try to get away. If I were offered a ride home from some random guy, I'd try to get away too. You really can't blame her if that's the circumstance. If you two know each other well, but she just doesn't know where you live, then that was funny and she deserved it.