Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 215

You deserved it 7 013

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 289

You deserved it 7 402

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 345

You deserved it 4 613

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 277

You deserved it 304

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 578

You deserved it 69 638

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 184

You deserved it 69 476

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 104

You deserved it 20 260

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 276

You deserved it 30 157

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 781

You deserved it 55 531

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 548

You deserved it 3 379

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 147

You deserved it 3 532

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

nicoler 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:05

**** her life.. sucks more for her

Eresbel 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:07

I don't think it's bitchy to turn down a ride. It's stupid to get into someone's car who you don't know well and I think it's pretty obvious that you don't know each other well. Props to her for not getting in some guy's car, but sucks for her because she was too specific.

Serial 2

Friday 17 April 2009 11:07

throw a party at her house then and tell her it's your house

poopoopants 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:09

she walked up your driveway. you should have had sex with her. you fail

tencalories 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:50

wait......what?

Bleep_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:42

FHL. I'd have rolled onto the driveway and waited in my car, watching her pretend to try and get inside. If she came up to me to tell me angrily that I should leave, I'd have told her "Lost your keys? Want me to let you in?" Upon her confused look, I'd have said "this is my house, bitch, GTFO and find your own".

QiScorpion 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:48

#36 that's quite funny :P but seriously, #2 and #4 have the right ideas. FHL for rejecting you and walking up your driveway

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 17 April 2009 11:54

So many possibilities...I can't decide whether to go with #2 #4, #35 or #36. Also, I like #22. I love those reversed FMLs :)

FurryFireFox 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:56

Well duh. That's happened to me. Some creepy guy you don't know offers you a ride, you pretend you're already home. YOU, my friend, were the creepy guy.

balor_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:58

#39, and you, my friend, are a furry!

elfuzzo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:22

If someone offers you a ride and you don't want it, you say "No thanks, I'm fine." and keep walking. What the hell is this girl's problem that she tried to lie and walk into the driveway of the first house she saw? FYL, she's a bitch. #39, you're a bitch too.