Miscellaneous: Backhanded

Backhanded

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML

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You deserved it 3 171

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2017 22:00

Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML

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You deserved it 411

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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You deserved it 5 230

The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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You deserved it 334

Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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You deserved it 3 221

By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 22:20 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML

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You deserved it 9 749

Tough Love

By Ugly - 08/03/2017 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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You deserved it 495

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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You deserved it 287

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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You deserved it 3 421

Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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You deserved it 5 318

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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You deserved it 3 967

vocaloidtiger 12

Monday 2 July 2012 12:00

Intelligence and personality are better than looks any day.

AliceLockehart 18

Monday 2 July 2012 11:57

Why do looks matter? As long as your both happy, that's what's important :).

Comments

thecovert 7

Monday 2 July 2012 12:45

Look up Chaucer's "Wife of Bath" to understand.

Btelgeus 11

Monday 2 July 2012 12:46

So? You don't sound that smart with this kind of FML, to be honest

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 2 July 2012 13:42

To be honest, you sound pretty judgemental. I don't see anything on the FML that might mark OP as an unintelligent dumb-****.

iliketurdles 7

Monday 2 July 2012 12:48

I don't think you should be offended. Just because you're not generically good looking, like models and cheerleaders, does not mean that you aren't attractive. There's isn't just one version of what beauty is, it's all about perspective. You should be glad you have a husband who appreciates you for who you are.

hqbrat 8

Monday 2 July 2012 12:52

At least you know your not boobs for brains... Now-a-days the world needs strong women with right minds.... Seriously look how ****** up it is...(and not that this really matters) I know people who lost there v cards at 13 and they are now strippers :/

Drizzelhell 3

Monday 2 July 2012 12:54

Brains are just as beautiful!!!

vulpixvixen24 7

Monday 2 July 2012 13:11

Don't go having a heart attack over something this stupid, I'm sure your mother-in-law didn't mean anything by it. She probably knows you're your own brand of beautiful, otherwise her son would never have chosen you. I'm sure your husband thinks your way better-looking than the other girls he's dated. His mom is just pointing out how unique you are, not how ugly. So grow up and get over it.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 2 July 2012 13:12

Your mother-in-law specifically said she was talking about intelligence level rather than appearance and you somehow made the leap to being the ugliest girl he's ever been with? You're lucky enough to have a MIL who thinks highly of you and a husband who valued whatever you offer but go ahead and dwell on this insult you've assigned to yourself instead.

craphappened 4

Monday 2 July 2012 13:14

Why so butthurt? Look on the bright side! She's complimenting you on something that wont fade as fast over time.

Botwa 7

Monday 2 July 2012 13:17

I think that the fact that your husband chose you to be his wife speaks louder than words. Who cares what his mother thinks. She should be thankful that she deals with a smart person and not with those who have looks but no intellect at all.