Biology major

By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington

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Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML
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takeittoem 8

And this is why it's important to pay attention in high school...

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erptwerp 26

It will all just blow over in the end, I'm sure.

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nityasomaiya 46

Apparently there's no.vaccine for stupidity

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Gloomzz 26

Never argue with idiots, they bring You down to their level, stress You out and in they end, they still win (in their own mind).

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Miss_Whipped 43

It's a good thing she's not trying to have kids. Can you imagine how stupid her children would be?

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sirrubberduckie 35

If she thinks you get pregnant by swallowing sperm, how would she manage to have kids? :) "Baby, I don't know why it's not working! I really want you to get pregnant! Now come over here so we can try again."

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wolfgirl310 20

If that happens I'm screwed

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MissRaindrop 20

Be a good friend and **** block that chick every chance you get. She does not need to breed.

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Neesalun 20

Except that it actually did happen to one girl... She had a hole in her stomach after an injury.

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Ilmoran 20

Actually it is 27; Google "pregnant from ******* stabbing" and read the first article. A girl in Africa (with a birth defect that caused her to have no ******) got pregnant by being stabbed in the stomach by her ex after she gave a ******* to her new boyfriend.

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