Biology major

By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington

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Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML
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takeittoem 8

And this is why it's important to pay attention in high school...

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erptwerp 26

It will all just blow over in the end, I'm sure.

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CTYFam 11

Scare the hell out of her and tell her that if you kiss someone, there's a 10% that you might get pregnant.

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Jetix7402 22

I feel like punching my high school teacher now... He told me that it was possible to get pregnant from a *******....

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Greg1154 10

Blow her away with a health book!!

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worldclassrager 39

The amount of girls that swallow is pretty small to begin with not even with this flawed logic

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vb68_fml 28

and using the same thinking process you can advise her not to eat green beans, she will turn green...

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Tannasgh 22

Let her keep thinking it. She shouldn't reproduce...

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TAntobella 14

Let me guess: she has been home-schooled by christian or muslim parents, hasn't she?

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mwolop 9

What are the other FML winners she's dropped? No way this friend is a one time offender!

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