Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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melxox 0

ok set your fiance's house on fire and through out his ring, and set your best friends hair on fire. there you go, then it will be a happy birthday

fallacy_fml 0

jeez, I genuinely feel bad for you, but then again things happen for a reason; you'll find better people to spend your life with.

I didn't read all the comments but I know you did get some happy birthdays from random people but happy birthday and I'm sorry I hope your day goes better tomorrow.

thegoodlifeNOT 0

aww sorry babe! Happy Birthday!

exotichummingbir 0

I'm so sorry. thats horrible for both of them to do! Happy Birthday and I'll keep you in my prayers!

ImaTrainwreck 0

I hate when that happens. But Happy Birthday! Their loss.

Num1 ur bestfriend is not a good bestfriend num2 ur fiance is a duchebag and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

breezycat 0

im so sorry!! that really sucks!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FROM ALL OF US TO YOU! WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!!!! :D FROM breezycat and friends!