Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

Happy BirthDay!!!!! May God Bless You With All The Bestest Things In The World!!! Atleast you have so many birthday Greetings from so many people!!! Woowwww!!!! Jus Forget and Forgive those Insignificant people of Lord!!!Hav Fun!!! Wear a Smile!!!!

On the plus side... At least you've got friendly dentists.

Man, that ******* sucks. You deserve so much better than your scummy fiancee and "best friend". How heartless! But maybe it works out in the end-you don't deserve the likes of either of them, so they found each other. Just don't dwell on it for too long, you'll find people who will actually treat you with respect. At least your dentist is cool. Sorry that your birthday sucked, but Happy Birthday anyways!

gerbal07 0

well that sucks!!! screw both your fiance and best friend...if they're gonna be like that fajuck them! but at least someone sang you happy birthday! HAPPY birthday

awww im sorry HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! email me if u want [email protected]

Omg my birthday is coming soon, I would cry if that happened to me btw Happy Birthday.

Omg, my birthday is coming soon, I would cry if that happened to me btw Happy Birthday.

kaykay317 0

Pawn the ring and start hitting on your dentist they pull in some nice change and he was cool enouf to wish ya a happy birthday i put my dentist's kid through college he couldnt giva shit about me

1- Good riddance to them >:( 2- Your dentist sounds really nice though 3- Happy Birthday!!!!

blah6990 0

nice dentist. Atleast they wished you a happy birthday. Happy Birthday! Also if I were you, I'd sell the ring and go on a nice vacation with the ring to celebrate your birthday