Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

kellster 2

OMG, I am SO sorry. Absolutely do not give that ring back!!!!!! It's yours. He gave it to you, along with some pretty specific promises, and since one has clearly fallen through, why lose the other, too? It was a gift and yours to do with as you like. Sell it and take yourself on a fabulous vacation to Tahiti or something. With or without a different, and actual friend. As for her, never again. Never speak to her again. That is NOT something a friend does!!!! I'm so very sorry that this happened.

Ashley314 0

Happy Birthday but man that does suck!!

@135 WHy the hell would i post another FML about how much my own birthday sucked that would be exactly like this one? That would be completely stupid. People make comments all the time on FMLs about their similar experiences so the OP can relate, so eff off. I bet your birthdays are filled with rainbows and puppy dogs so you wouldn't know, would you? All I was doing was trying to make the OP feel a little less lonely.

Faced159 0

you make me sad. Happy Birthday.

rainyday1010 0

Aw, happy birthday... At least you didn't marry that jerk, he probably would have cheated on you while you were married and it would have been even MORE messier. Pawn his ring and order a few dozen pizzas to his place.

aww thats sucks but u know what dont give a **** abt it.. because u will find a guy that truly deserves you .. u'll find a best friend that will be there by ur side... and forget abt those bitches they deserve eachother. On behave of all FML members including myself HAPPY B-DAY!!!!! have the best of it and have a wonderful year

you're not allone....I've got about 100 friends to go out for party...but aprox 1 who knows my birthday and NO one who remembers and calls haha that's life

mustangsally 0

a little too appropriate to be real let's be serious

dertyjersey 0

My fiance left me on my birthday last year, but not sleeping with my best friend. I kinda feel your pain, I'm sorry...Happy Birthday.

Phlecks 0

At least you have kind wishes from internet strangers...I don't know how much that improves things but I'm sure many of the people on this site would love to give you a more suitable phone call 365 days later. I know I would. Nobody should have a quiet phone on their big day.