Birthday Girl
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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03
Sounds like I had a better birthday than you. I turned 21 and got drunk. Take solace in that fact. Somehow. Just try real hard.
The ring is yours, it doesn't belong to your fiance. It became yours the second he gave it to you. Don't give it back. Your best friend sounds more like a worst enemy. And as thoughtful as it was that the Dentist office sang to you, I feel a little heartbroken for you. Happy Birthday to you, whoever you are!
suck ass. happy bday though.
FYL!
Wow. Sorry to hear that.
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist