Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

Sounds like I had a better birthday than you. I turned 21 and got drunk. Take solace in that fact. Somehow. Just try real hard.

The ring is yours, it doesn't belong to your fiance. It became yours the second he gave it to you. Don't give it back. Your best friend sounds more like a worst enemy. And as thoughtful as it was that the Dentist office sang to you, I feel a little heartbroken for you. Happy Birthday to you, whoever you are!

coffeennicotine 0

That sucks, but at least you got a good gift for your bday. You got rid of all the assholes in your life. And I agree with #225, don't give the ring back. Pawn it or something.

AntiChrist7 0

2x YDI 1) it's a birthday, aout 200M people have the same birthday, it's nothing special 2) you want to marry an ass, own fault.

vuvu_fml 0

happy, birthday dont worry, about themm..