Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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Blithe_626 0

dont give the ring bak, sell it on e bay or something and happy birthday!

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iammark26 0

sell the ring to ebay.happy birthday :)

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MiSzOhSoFr3Sh 0

Like the Others are sayinq. dO nOt. i repeat. dO nOt qive the ring baCK. yOu Can pawn it. make sOme quiCk dOLLas && qO by yOurseLf a birthday gift. fOrget them. yOu dOnt need peOpLe Like that in your Life. && by the way. Happy BeLated birthday.

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ilikerainbows 0

OH NO!!! I accidentally hit YDI! No really, that's absolutely awful. And I wouldn't give the ring back.

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JohnnyDeathNote 0

hey see its not all that bad! you got a song, come on now be happy =]

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audiogasmic 0

what a ***** ass. i'm sorry they ****** up your birthday. kill that bitch.

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ltornetta 0

you got a cool dentist...be happy lol

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ammali 0

:( That's horrible. I can't say Happy Birthday since I know it's so crappy right now. But I hope this year is awesome for you, and that you find better friends and a better guy. Best of luck to you.

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SweetheartAngel 0

#7 is right. By the way, when a guy breaks up with you, you get to keep the ring. It's if you dumped him that you give it back. So go get some money out of the situation and buy yourself something fun for your birthday! You deserve it after the people in your life are being assholes.

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