Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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lilbean894 0

That sucks!!! =(( I'M SORRY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FACK YOUR "BESTFRIEND" UP!!!

ohhhhshizzz 0

I HATE that Anti_Christ dude, he just hates everyone.,

BluEG0pher 0

sell the ring. ruin ur best friends life now. become friends with everyone at the dentists

You get to keep the ring. Do what you will with it. Maybe sell it, and buy a hitman to take the two of them out... and go to the dentist while this is going on so you have an alibi.

Pawn the ring, find new friends, and make sure you brush your teeth at least twice a day.

baydestrian_girl 0

Legally, that ring is rightfully yours. He called the wedding off - he can't sue you for it, that's for sure. I agree with everyone else. PAWN IT!

Pawn the f*ckin ring to buy a baseball bat to beat the ***** with and send her to your dentist's office after you knock her teeth out. That way everybody wins!