Birthday Girl
By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States
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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03
That's just twisted. Ouch. :(
You get to keep the ring. Do what you will with it. Maybe sell it, and buy a hitman to take the two of them out... and go to the dentist while this is going on so you have an alibi.
Pawn the ring, find new friends, and make sure you brush your teeth at least twice a day.
Legally, that ring is rightfully yours. He called the wedding off - he can't sue you for it, that's for sure. I agree with everyone else. PAWN IT!
At least the dentists like ya :)
Pawn the f*ckin ring to buy a baseball bat to beat the ***** with and send her to your dentist's office after you knock her teeth out. That way everybody wins!
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist