Birthday Girl
By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States
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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03
Ouch that is seriously harsh. I hope your ok
That is quite possibly the worst thing ever....at least your dentist office is friendly :) I would seriously throw rotten eggs at your soon-to-be-ex-friend AND ex-fiancee ... And you should totally sell the ring for profit :)
I agree with #258 :).
well at least ur dentist's office cares....sort of........well happy birthday anyway!!!
I know it probably doesn't feel like it right now, but you are better off without him and will look back someday after you have found your true soulmate and be so glad you got rid of this jerk. I agree, sell the ring. Or, if for some reason you actually want/have to give it back, go to a dog park and hunt a really big pile of dog poop and with gloved hands select a really big turd and push the ring deep down into it, leaving only a small part of the gold band showing. Then put it in a small box, wrap it really nice, and give it to him with a note included that says, "since you like messing around with shit (best friends name inserted here) I thought you would enjoy this. Then turn around and start laughing your ass off as you walk away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chmnh3D4r6g Enjoy.
Best friend?! Yeah, right..... Anyway, happy birthday!!! =)
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist