Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

Ouch that is seriously harsh. I hope your ok

That is quite possibly the worst thing ever....at least your dentist office is friendly :) I would seriously throw rotten eggs at your soon-to-be-ex-friend AND ex-fiancee ... And you should totally sell the ring for profit :)

well at least ur dentist's office cares....sort of........well happy birthday anyway!!!

yottskry 0

The ring is yours if he broke off the engagement. It's supposed to signify a contract, if you break the marriage off he gets the ring back; if he breaks it off, it's yours to keep.

Jantastic 0

I know it probably doesn't feel like it right now, but you are better off without him and will look back someday after you have found your true soulmate and be so glad you got rid of this jerk. I agree, sell the ring. Or, if for some reason you actually want/have to give it back, go to a dog park and hunt a really big pile of dog poop and with gloved hands select a really big turd and push the ring deep down into it, leaving only a small part of the gold band showing. Then put it in a small box, wrap it really nice, and give it to him with a note included that says, "since you like messing around with shit (best friends name inserted here) I thought you would enjoy this. Then turn around and start laughing your ass off as you walk away.

Jantastic 0

Ummm number #147, you said: [quote] ok. heres what you do. pawn the ring, then use the money to buy eggs, bologna, and spray paint which you will use on your best friends car. [/endquote] I get the eggs and spray paint, but what's the bologna for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chmnh3D4r6g Enjoy.

Best friend?! Yeah, right..... Anyway, happy birthday!!! =)

krazedoughnuts 0

thats horrible, happy birthday and you need to find a new best friend