Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

proper etiquette dictates that if he breaks up with you, you get to keep the ring. listen to everyone on here, sell the ring and have an awesome single girl vacation!

bound4broadway28 0

I'm sorry. Happy birthday!

you better keep that ring! lol happy bday

That sucks so bad! I'm sorry :S How can people say this is a YDI?! Well.. Happy Birthday :)

Happy Birthday! And sell that arseholes ring!

Squeezee 0

What a bitcchhh, and an asssholee, keep the ring sell it ha:)

mossrose 0

well, at least the dentist was nice! usually the cause pain! seriously, kill the boyfriend and friend, and shove he ring down his throat. preferably before you kill him.

CassandraBear93 0

hey I wish my dentist would sing me happy birthday =/, well anyway sucks when that happens, Cut ties with both of them completely and go on with your life, it easier said than done, but you dont need people like that in your life, whatever you do dont be like those dumbasses on maury who just forgive their bf/gf all of the time,... I honestly believe once a cheater, always a cheater

Crap birthday or crappiest birthday? :(

3timesthefun 0

happy birthday and keep the ring then sell it and make a profit and keep the money for yourself and buy yourself something nice (: