Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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gladiaintu 0

o sorry that SUCKS but at least your boyfriend and friend arent assholes anymore and that some ppl care about your birthday even if it is your dentist hook up with him

gladiaintu 0

yea and if u consider her a friend your life really does suck sorry u should beat that ***** until she is purple

Be happy someone remembered your birthday. All my Dentist ever did was rip out my teeth and bill me for it. Hell once my dentist didn't even put gloves on, she just pulled them out in the waiting room.

Yanim3 0

Did you at least fake cry in front of them because you received the news on your b-day and used that as an excuse to get some cash out of it? And consider dating your dentist.

That is soooo horrible, I can't even say how bad it is. You should sell the ring, punch your ex, slap your best friend and then brush and floss. Happy Birthday!!!

ryguy997 0

nice pic haha HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

you spelled fiancé wrong. girls have two ee's (fiancée), and guys have one (fiancé).

:'[ This actually made me tear up a bit. Mhm, but do not do anything to him or your best friend. Everything happens for everything. & obviously they just wanted to be with each other. Or probably to just have sex with each other? You deserve so much better! You deserve someone who actually loves you. Two wrongs don't make a right. Be the better person! I hope you the best.