Birthday Girl
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Be happy someone remembered your birthday. All my Dentist ever did was rip out my teeth and bill me for it. Hell once my dentist didn't even put gloves on, she just pulled them out in the waiting room.
That is soooo horrible, I can't even say how bad it is. You should sell the ring, punch your ex, slap your best friend and then brush and floss. Happy Birthday!!!
sorry. HB
you spelled fiancé wrong. girls have two ee's (fiancée), and guys have one (fiancé).
:'[ This actually made me tear up a bit. Mhm, but do not do anything to him or your best friend. Everything happens for everything. & obviously they just wanted to be with each other. Or probably to just have sex with each other? You deserve so much better! You deserve someone who actually loves you. Two wrongs don't make a right. Be the better person! I hope you the best.
Happy Birthday :)
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist