Birthday Girl
By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States
By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States
By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom
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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia
By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States
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By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States
By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03
Don't give him back the ring, if you haven't already. Give it to your so-called "best friend" and tell her she can have it. Except give her a fake one... and pawn the real one. =) Then go visit hawaii!
i hope you didn't give the ring back. and if you did that's stupid because legally, unless you broke up with him, then you don't have to give the ring back because it was a "gift." that thing would have been sold quick if it was me and then i would have bought myself some new clothes or shoes to wear in front of him and would have then proceeded to find a way to let him know it was thanks to him i could buy it.
Screw your finnacy or how ever you spell it and hook up with the hot receptonist at your dentist.
omgg! the 1st 2 are really sad...but the dentist one added comic relief and made me laugh really hard..otherwise sorry =(
yeah consider it a good birthday present, may not feel like it now, but seriously did you a favour you're no longer engaged to an ass hole or best friends with a mole! Bash them both give yourself a birthday present
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best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!
At least you have a cool dentist