Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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bigraws23 0

that sucks balls. I'm so sorry for you

yumpinyiminy 0

Wow, your dentist sings you happy birthday? That's kind of awesome. Here's what you do: Punch your ex's teeth out, so that he has to go to the dentist. You'll feel better, and your nice dentist will make a bunch of money!

Don't give him back the ring, if you haven't already. Give it to your so-called "best friend" and tell her she can have it. Except give her a fake one... and pawn the real one. =) Then go visit hawaii!

elmntal 0

oh god.. those dentist happy birthday calls are the worst mainly because those are the only calls i get on my birthday! x_X

BBkid 0

I'm sorry :'( I doubt it means much but I am. Happy Birthday! :D

i hope you didn't give the ring back. and if you did that's stupid because legally, unless you broke up with him, then you don't have to give the ring back because it was a "gift." that thing would have been sold quick if it was me and then i would have bought myself some new clothes or shoes to wear in front of him and would have then proceeded to find a way to let him know it was thanks to him i could buy it.

Screw your finnacy or how ever you spell it and hook up with the hot receptonist at your dentist.

j0k3r69 0

omgg! the 1st 2 are really sad...but the dentist one added comic relief and made me laugh really hard..otherwise sorry =(

yeah consider it a good birthday present, may not feel like it now, but seriously did you a favour you're no longer engaged to an ass hole or best friends with a mole! Bash them both give yourself a birthday present