Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

This is, like, one of the saddest fmls ever. I feel for you, regardless of when you may have posted it.

imnotcraZ 0

which one did u kill first?

Koolgirl15 0

Your friends a bitch. Your fiancee is a douche. And your birthday has seriously sucked But ull live

Happy Birthday. Your friends suck I'm sorry.

BadSuerte 0

don't give the ring back, sell that shiz!!

santanaaa 0

now that's the first REAL FML that I've read inna while...

nagrom15 5