Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

what you do is cuss out your friend then you keep the ring

Shadowkeiichi 0

everyone doesnt know the rules of spelling Fiance or Fiancee deal with it. and i agree, FYL.

valpnlh18 0

ur fiance is an ass and ur best friend is whory bitch. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Stophel 0

Your dentist could be your new fiance! After all, he does send you cards.

Your fiancée is a man slore, your best friend is a jealous **** and the dentist office is most likely out to get you :)

XxKyttixX 0

awww =[ what dick holes. on your birthday too... just wait for karma to kick their ass.