Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 867
You deserved it 21 871

Same thing different taste

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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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epicepidural 2
Geier08 0

wow that must have been one hell of a bday! im srry

I really hope you didn't give back the ring! Etiquette-wise, since he's the one who broke it off, you're entitled to keep it. In a lot of cases like yours, the law supports that decision, too!

rose79325 9

Jess... more than half the people can't spell. Give them a break, just get over it, it was easy to tell what she meant. Sell the ring. Punch you so called friend. Kick him were it counts. Be glad you have an awsome dentist. More importantly, enjoy you day, forget about them. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg that's terrible: time to blow shit up. I would have gOne crazy by now. Good luck

Thats not a friend-in the story your dentists are more of a friend then that *****!