Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413 847
You deserved it 21 866

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

Comments

Omg I feel so bad 4 you!!! Happy birthday!

sarah56195 0

I'm sooo sorry about your fiancé. That sucks so bad. Feel better , OP. But your dentist is cool.

HarleeMae 6

..I would kill myself.. Happy belated birthday, though. Hope everything is great for you now!

Go out with ur dentist..... As long as its someone o the opus it gender or if ur gay.....

xXcookieX 0

Go hunt down your friend and smack the bitch outta her(: