Bizarre love triangle

By addicted2v - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Gunplay 6

If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.

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Miss_Michaela 10

If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.

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eLFuFello 0

That is some messed up sh!t

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

I'm picturing the Friends episode, "the one with the inappropriate sister".

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ashleybabe85 0

no the sad thing is why did the other guy wanna go to a movie with a chick that he knows is seeing someone else... another sad thing is one guy cared enough to bring "bro" the other guy just wants ass

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charmedamethyst 14

They were probably in cahoots with each other.

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kay2810 9

Wow you got played. I don't understand how the other boyfriend would be cool with that. That's just weird?

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ankoku 2

I imagine this is a guy who asked her on a date and she just said ok and used him until he caught on. Op seems polite so they prolly used the bro story to keep him from making a move

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socialcookie123 0

WTF... that's ****** up, sorry op. but how'd you find out that it really wasn't her brother?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh yeah, I completely forgot that **** Sapiens are "all-knowing" beings that never forget or doubt knowlage. OP is a freak, shun him! /sarcasm.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Bringing *both* of her boyfriends on a date simultaneously? What the hell kind of creature is she? Also, do you think she's been feeding the same bullshit line to the other dude (but having you pay)? Holy shitballs, this has passed into the realm of the fucktarded. |the kid|

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Allyrocks113000 0

Did he know she was cheating on you? If he did then I understand, but if he didn't how could you guys not have noticed that you each introduced each other as her boyfriend? Not saying YDI because it's possible the other guy was in on it, but......

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apbunome1 0

It's not gay when it's in a 3 way?

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docscientist 9

That's a ridiculous phrase and is easily thwarted when the three considered are all of the same gender.

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