Embarrassing, Awkward, Teachers and Transportation: Blackout

Blackout

By Nicholasand - 23/11/2009 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 189

You deserved it 61 267

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 05:58

Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Guess I'm going to Boston

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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You deserved it 1 017

By elow72 - 19/02/2016 21:47 - United States - Nashua

Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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You deserved it 40 594

By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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By underachiever - 20/02/2010 07:29 - Australia

Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

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You deserved it 3 945

On time

By GaryGaryOhGary - 21/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML

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You deserved it 426

gsm_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:25

As a secondary school teacher myself, I would never even touch a drop of alcohol on a school trip - you are ALWAYS "on duty", even after lights out. You deserve it, and you will probably be fired. No sympathy here.

MissSparkie 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:36

If you were my kids teacher, I'd do everything i could to get your sorry ass fired.

Comments

lemony_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:00

YDI for drinking? Bollocks do you guys never drink.

janise 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 8:18

I don't think most people drink when they're supposed to be working.

shinyred 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:55

Its more of the fact that she was in charge of a group of students (even if there were other teachers there she is still responsible for the students) and decided to get drunk.

meowvanmeow 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:06

Ok first, you're on a trip with MINORS!! you are working 27/7 when you're on a trip!!!! You are supposed to be a role model for these kids!!! If you wanted to drink you need to wait until you're no londer responcible for these kids!!!! And then to drink so much that you can't even get up in time for your flight?!?!? That's incredibly irresposible. Really, think about what you just did. You just made it so your life will suck. You're going to get fired, you won't find another job because no one in their right mind would hire someone who got drunk when they were on the job. But you deserve it. What were you thinking?

Gavik 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:36

Wah Wah Wah. Get raped.

theblazian 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:35

.... says the douche.

caitlinmc14 1

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:17

Um, do you mean 24/7? Or are you trying to make some sort of point?

bean_dawg 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:24

I stopped reading your comment after "27/7".

Chichikov 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:20

get some help, alkie

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:42

YDI for being a stinking drunk. Did you boff one of the students, btw?

nolimits 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:50

I guess it wasn't your hotel room? Look on the bright side, it could have been Motel 6.

Joodle 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:51

hahaha, that's hilarious!

Diogen 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:13

I supervise overseas trips for groups of students. On those trips, I refuse to drink at all for the duration. It's not difficult for the two weeks involved. This behaviour is unbelievable and I honestly hope your ass gets fired, for the sake of the rest of us that take the responsibility seriously.