Blackout

By Nicholasand - 23/11/2009 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML
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gsm_fml 0

As a secondary school teacher myself, I would never even touch a drop of alcohol on a school trip - you are ALWAYS "on duty", even after lights out. You deserve it, and you will probably be fired. No sympathy here.

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MissSparkie 0

If you were my kids teacher, I'd do everything i could to get your sorry ass fired.

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arcxjo 2

You totally deserve any consequences, which is too bad, because if you were an American teacher, the union would make sure there weren't any.

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iDemonChild 0

WTF? U drink that much in the presence of secondary school students? And how did u get in the closet? Did u  o_O

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Kristoffer 35

I hope you get fired for your horribly irresponsible behavior.

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CrashFistfight 0

This is ******* epic. Did you guys even read this? 9 hours late for a flight, drunk while supervising a school trip? And its a woman!? All win.

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COBRAMORPH 0

#92 women can get away with murder. If this was a guy, he'd be in jail.

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J_C_Love 0

ok 1. ur a dumbass for for drinking enough that u pass out in a closet 2. this makes me scared, i don’t want to have children because i don’t want to bring them into a world where any ******** drunk can get a teaching degree and will be taking care of my kids for 8 hours a day or God forbid on a trip overnight 3. u need to b in jail rotting

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tbwrb 0

You don't have to be an alcoholic to get stupidly drunk. People with low alcohol tolerance will suffer the effects of alcohol at lower concentrations than those with higher alcohol tolerance (such as alcoholics). This person could have been one of the low alcohol tolerance groups without knowing it, had something worth celebrating in their life and just gone a bit over the top with it. Secondly teachers deserve some free time to have some fun, they don't all have to be kill joys like yourself, and what better place to have that fun than not locally? That would mean that people like you, who fail when it comes to grammar, sentence construction and list construction, would not be able to complain about their behaviour. Why should they be in jail just for having a bit of fun? I remember at college (which in the UK generally is for teens 16-18) one of my lecturers took us all out for a pint after our exams, we would probably have all been 18 by that time. He was a good lecturer and very intelligent but also knew when to celebrate.

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Sammylou11 0

Hahahahah This is singlehandedly THE funniest thing I have ever read on here!!! Everyone needs to lighten up a little bit and see how freaking funny it is!!!!

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phatdaddy 0

You didn't have Mrs. Mattingly in third grade... *shudders*

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longtimesunshine 4

I read this and my mouth did this D: seriously

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