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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, my family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asked me if that was the first pair of boobs I'd seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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By sorrydad - 13/12/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 3:00

Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching ****, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

girlloveyoung 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:46

ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:52

29, joke could have worked if everyone on earth was breastfed, but not all of us were...

amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:00

thats nbd and....your mom says 'nah'?

dormouse_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:43

Why is this your FML? It should be your mom's. "Today, I discovered that both my husband and my son consider women and their body parts as sexual objects. FML"

Oden5061 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:50

yep. that kinda is an FML, embarrassing too.

idiocyisnormal 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:34

well least they don't think you're gay?

pennygoo 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 7:45

wait wait wait wait wait. there are posters of naked women everywhere in new orleans? daamnn. i gotta go to new orleans.

carsar 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:23

no, pennygoo, there are not posters of naked women everywhere in new orleans.....I'm assuming this dinner was on Bourbon Street? Perhaps at Galatoire's or Bourbon House.....

Nanospeed 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:36

#15 shuddup u dumb homophobe. u hateful ppl are the reason this world is goin to shit ~athiestpride~

055268460 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:03

keep it on a usb or something and keep puting it in to a floder and some other shit on each folder so then that when they are lookin through ur usb then they wont find it just like i do

tiltwrestler 0

Monday 6 April 2009 5:39

"No mom, you seem to forget! I saw your boobs when I was breast-fed. ...Only problem was, after I saw that sad pair, I involuntarily started going into epileptic shock whenever I was in a situation where I was about to see boobs. I think it was because of how hideous and shriveled yours were, coupled with the fear of future boobs appearing the same way... but I'm not quite sure. So in reality, I would have seen plenty of boobs, but you breastfeeding me destroyed any sexual relationships I might have had." haha FTW!