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By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
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CVeNgineer 0

Well he's got a point..

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eakthegeek 11

I swear the site changed it. I wrote "...having sex for the first time with my new boyfriend..." I do read a lot and I love books... I think my big issue is that he's not the brightest bulb in the box and usually makes fun of me for reading or studying -OP

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mintcandyapple 3

aww he was probably just trying to impress u then ... of course it was a major fail but... extra points for "sexing" creativity???

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savmut 8

He's a keeper. Sounds like the type of person I'd date

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fyl9907 0

Ydi for saying "sexing it up".

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pandm101 0

You had better keep him. Seriously, I will find you and slap you if you don't.

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alexup24 13

he's so right, he's very intellectual....

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phelipe1 1

Sexing it up? Hahahaha

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