Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Booktok

Booktok

By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

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By VampiresSayRawr - 28/03/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, I tried having intercourse with my boyfriend, and about 30 seconds in, I heard flipping. He was looking at a porn magazine. "It's to keep my erection" he answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs

Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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TransitionCovert 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:06

He is a keeper

CVeNgineer 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:08

Well he's got a point..

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:37

Bf: Oh baby, do you have the solution to the Yang-Mills compact differentiable manifold yet? OP: Oh, Oh, Oh!!! Bf: That doesn't sound like the answer. I'ma stop right here until you figure it out. OP: *Scribbles furiously* I'm cumming!!!! Bf: oh baby! I love it when you integrate dirty

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:00

Bozhe moi! This. I know. From nothing. What. I am going. To do. But then I think of great Lobachevsky and I get idea, a-HA! (probably a pretty obscure reference for this site, but not for my usual sex partners. :-) )

TheAntiOptimist 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:06

A fellow Tom Lehrer fan! Excellent!

zowieandzander77 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:41

Um question why were you sexting in the same room ( assuming so since he looked up at you) why not just actually talk???

Ballin8864 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:57

They weren't sexting X_X...i thought the same thing & then I re-read it, says sexing.

psuedodragon 23

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:06

I read it as "sexting" as well, because really, using "sexing" shows a level of simple-mindedness that got OP into this predicament in the first place. Maybe OP should read more books...