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By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 702
You deserved it 7 047

Same thing different taste

Comments

Asdfhjk that is fantastic and you need to marry him

I love how op said "sexing it up" and this fml made me laugh! :)

creedaddict 9
Jewnut 0

Sorry but thats ******* hot. One of the worst turn offs is being an intelligent information seeking person and dating a shallow retard. If you havent been dating long maybe hes hinting at you to step up your smart game.

mintcandyapple 3

riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... whoever refers to themselves as an intelligent information seeking person prob hasnt had much sex

KiddNYC1O 20

Y'know what you never see in a porno? Clean ups.

perdix 29

Tell him you read FML and hit him with a few of your favorite comments. May I recommend . . .?