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By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
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CVeNgineer 0

Well he's got a point..

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pyxie_fml 2

That's because if you do it right, words are unnecessary...

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SheepShoop_fml 20

That's awesome! You definitely ought to give it a try, being silly during sex really does make it more fun.

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

-cough- H.P. Make Lovecraft? Eh? Eh? ..i'm..i'm sorry... That was awful.. I know..

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Bhuddaking 0

I frequently enjoy a brief history of time whilst doing it doggy style, the back makes a perfect table

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tswizz 13

YDI, purely because you used the term "sexing it up"

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greysfox 6

OP commented the FML folks edited that in instead of "having sex for the first time with my bf" - makes sense in a way, it causes more attention

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tswizz 13

Then FHL because now she sounds like an idiot But honestly, I don't care about what you think happened

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Death_the_Kidd 5

Hey, at least he's up for trying new things.

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loverockstar17 4

well thats a turn off and a half... ruining the moment much lol

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