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By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By VampiresSayRawr - 28/03/2009 03:16 - Canada
By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs
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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton
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By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States
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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny
By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo
And what was your response op?
She said "You are wrong. I just watched the directors cut of a **** film, it turns out in the end he does fix the washing machine, and then they discuss how to maintain it over a cup of coffee"
It's "he fixes the cable." Don't be fatuous.
#72 Nope, Savra wrote "he does fix", and it's correct! Don't be fatuous.
Oops, my bad! I just saw that you changed the expression to "the cable"... My apologies. Time for me to go hang my fatuous self in shame.
He was probably trying to distract you from sex so he could give himself a minute and not blow his load.....lol
Yup! He probably was~~ but I still wanna know Has she read any good books lately?
Why is this is an fml. He doesn't wanna sex you one time omg it's the end of the world
"Yeah, Twilight" Like that?
Yep, great way to kill the boner
bet there's a video like this on redtube...and i wouldn't be surprised if it was considered a special fetish
Something tells me that you are a regular? :')
lol, i love FML...it kills my phone battery all the time. OH YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT REDTUBE. *no comment*
he's got a good sense of humor lol probably not the best timing though
She used to be a virgin like you, but then see took a penis to the vag
You make a dumb skyrim reference, and don't spell *SHE right? Ha.
that was a bigger fail then the moon walking/flying dragons
Knowledge fetish?
Oh my god the history channel! fapfapfapfap
that's kind of a bad time to have an intelligent conversation, but I personally think it is a good thing that he reads. my boyfriend and I read a lot and we have a good time discussing literature. Granite, it's never while we're having sex but still :)
Granite?
Oh god @ talking about intelligent discussion and following it up by saying "granite" instead of "granted"
No, typing "grantrd" instead of "granted" would be a typo. Typing "granite" instead of "granted" exposes silliness.
Or their phone changed it to granite? iPhones and iPods are known to do that. Once it changed "second" to "sexing"; I've never even written sexing...
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He is a keeper
Well he's got a point..