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By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
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CVeNgineer 0

Well he's got a point..

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Savra_fml 17

She said "You are wrong. I just watched the directors cut of a **** film, it turns out in the end he does fix the washing machine, and then they discuss how to maintain it over a cup of coffee"

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Clamcreepy 7

#17 LMFAO good stuff

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Ray_of_midnight 22

It's "he fixes the cable." Don't be fatuous.

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raphanne_fml 33

#72 Nope, Savra wrote "he does fix", and it's correct! Don't be fatuous.

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raphanne_fml 33

Oops, my bad! I just saw that you changed the expression to "the cable"... My apologies. Time for me to go hang my fatuous self in shame.

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worldwidechopper 0

He was probably trying to distract you from sex so he could give himself a minute and not blow his load.....lol

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attaboy368 20

Yup! He probably was~~ but I still wanna know Has she read any good books lately?

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biggestfan23 11

Why is this is an fml. He doesn't wanna sex you one time omg it's the end of the world

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fernclogger 5

Counter the intelligent conversation with a stupid answer

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Pentium_4 27

bet there's a video like this on redtube...and i wouldn't be surprised if it was considered a special fetish

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123josie123 11

Something tells me that you are a regular? :')

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Pentium_4 27

lol, i love FML...it kills my phone battery all the time. OH YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT REDTUBE. *no comment*

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raraisbang 12

Hm, damn I would've pegged you for more of a youporn guy. Guess I was wrong! ;-D

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dhardesty23 8

he's got a good sense of humor lol probably not the best timing though

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vinchenzy 0

She used to be a virgin like you, but then see took a penis to the vag

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ILEIKGURLS 0

You make a dumb skyrim reference, and don't spell *SHE right? Ha.

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raven1911 3

that was a bigger fail then the moon walking/flying dragons

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mstangchck 9

Sexing it up hehe. Anyways it could be worse. He may think you are incapable of intellectual thought. Be happy. :)

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uprising_fml 0

that's kind of a bad time to have an intelligent conversation, but I personally think it is a good thing that he reads. my boyfriend and I read a lot and we have a good time discussing literature. Granite, it's never while we're having sex but still :)

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johnnyshred612 4

Oh god @ talking about intelligent discussion and following it up by saying "granite" instead of "granted"

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raney150 0

It's a typo. It happens to everyone and doesn't reflect their intelligence. Although there is a lack of capitalization in that post.

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DocBastard 38

No, typing "grantrd" instead of "granted" would be a typo. Typing "granite" instead of "granted" exposes silliness.

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SammyS2012 21

Or their phone changed it to granite? iPhones and iPods are known to do that. Once it changed "second" to "sexing"; I've never even written sexing...

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desireev 17

Until now... DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!! Lol

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