Sex, Facebook, Social Media and Intimacy: Braggadocious - FML

Braggadocious

By krissy8799 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 257

You deserved it 10 112

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By Nublet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 406

You deserved it 5 582

By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 617

You deserved it 8 754

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 736

You deserved it 61 828

Killing the mood

By hotmess - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 652

You deserved it 8 778

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 5 883

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 921

You deserved it 10 431

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 877

You deserved it 2 469

By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

Spicy

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 945

You deserved it 3 028

By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 768

You deserved it 8 442

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Top comments

ImFrackinBored 13

Friday 15 July 2011 12:14

...Well my question is: how many people liked it?

lekiat 0

Friday 15 July 2011 12:14

well that blows

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howdmynosego 12

Friday 15 July 2011 13:43

say you were leaf blowing his lawn

Mrrevorp 0

Friday 15 July 2011 14:07

well, why areeee you mad at him?

BigPerro4life 0

Friday 15 July 2011 14:09

did u swallow?

619warrior281 5

Friday 15 July 2011 14:17

You think your dissapointed and tearful now? just wait till you figure out he'll probably never make you cum.

wrgfml 0

Friday 15 July 2011 14:38

Hahahaha. Thats right. He'll never get her off, will pass out after sex, and make her sleep in wet spot.

gonzo5293 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:02

how do u know never got a chance to cum

RyNo24 4

Friday 15 July 2011 14:36

he's just proud of you!

vickill 0

Friday 15 July 2011 14:53

hahahaha

Belovan 2

Friday 15 July 2011 15:01

Did you swallow?

Cleao18317 11

Friday 15 July 2011 15:06

If your mad about it being posted on facebook, then why would you post it on here for all the FML fans to see?

DjeePee 24

Friday 15 July 2011 15:42

Facebook = friends and relatives. FML = a bunch of strange people who you probably never will see in real life. I notice a slight difference between the two.

skizzlerz 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:45

Not to mention we don't even know their real name or identity, so it's anonymous.

Cleao18317 11

Friday 15 July 2011 19:48

how do I read comments??

ShayDee313 3

Friday 15 July 2011 15:11

When you say posted, do you mean a video of the event or just a status update?

bballforward33 10

Friday 15 July 2011 15:17

facebook is gay. u do realize that u got mad at him because of a website. it's not a real thing

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Today, mid-sex, my wife told me to call her a nasty slut. I was kind of uncomfortable doing it, but I did it to make her horny. She started crying, because she didn’t realise how much it would hurt her feelings. Now I’m not sure if she’s mad at me or herself, but I’m scared either way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 739

You deserved it 280

Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115

You deserved it 652

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Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 300

You deserved it 3 694

Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 571

You deserved it 194

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 226

You deserved it 137

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 512

You deserved it 3 556

Today, a guy on Bumble sent me a dick pic to me. I opened it, stared at it for a good few minutes, and replied, “I don’t see anything unusual. What are your complaints?” And then it hit me: It’s what they call “the life of a medical student.” I’m ruined! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 160

You deserved it 309

Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 145

You deserved it 748