Braggadocious

By krissy8799 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 278
You deserved it 10 112
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ImFrackinBored 13

...Well my question is: how many people liked it?

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txgirl2013 14

Could be worse...your bf could be facebook friends with your mom..but sorry OP :(

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DjeePee 24

Maybe he is. Perhaps even with OP's dad. That will spice up things a little in their home.

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gigglehead 4

A code phrase for sex? I wonder how many figure it out. LOL

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tiptoe2 1

Haha that's funny at least it wasn't a video of u doing it then that's proof u can't deny

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Weetart 8

Op this is a sign that you should get a NEW boyfriend.

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SLC_grumpypants 5

If he's not smart enough to understand why your angry you might as well break up now. He's obviously a total dumbass & probably won't make it too far in life. Sorry OP your life does suck.

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redmnky21 8

why are u angry with him? loosen up tight ass! it means u did good and you should be proud

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metalhead5564 0

But what if he was friends with her mum? I'm sure she would not be proud...

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DjeePee 24

She should be proud that her boyfriend doesn't know what 'privacy' means? Yeah, totally.

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M00N25 0

I'm positive that most girls would not want their first type of sexual excursion like a ******** to be posted online. that's degrading and disrespectful. chose to do that intimately with him. try to have some sense of respect man!

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Blog about his genitals op, tell if they were sour or salty. ruin his pride.

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a_nutritionist 10

..."hey everyone, my boyfriends **** tastes horrible" yep, dont see how that could backfire at all.

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aztecz0r 6

I understand why you might be upset but from a blokes point of view funny as ****, is he battered and bruised yet?

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Wheredidgrungego 12

That's like the epitome of life to anyone who's never been blown before. His excitement is understandable.

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Mach10 0

What kind of sad, pathetic life would someone have to lead if the pinnacle of their life, achievements, and experiences was a few minutes of oral sex?

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Mach10 0

The whole experience left her with a sour taste in her mouth.

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