Braggadocious

By krissy8799 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 257
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ImFrackinBored 13

...Well my question is: how many people liked it?

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FMLidiot 12

I hope he didn't say something along the lines of "I JUST GOT HEAD!" At least my husband sugarcoats it with something like "I am KING OF THE WORLD!"

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mischabelle 6

That's some unique and amusing sugar coating there.

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rattusrattus 18

Whilst you are giving a ********, his penis is in the vicinity of your teeth. That's hardly 'King of the World', more 'at mercy of my lovely and delightful partner, who is demonstrating how lovely and delightful she is by giving me an enjoyable *******'. :P

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blacky_2222 3

it's a joke you f**k, hey now I can say RETARDS THESE DAYS

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ethang1996 0

that is not a joke you f**k, hey now I can say RETARDS THESE DAYS

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klovemachine 24

This thread is full of losers. Now I can say RETARDS THESE DAYS :)

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FMijnLeven 11

Hahahaa. You life litteraly sucks. ;D

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vi3tno_romeo 5

didn't seem like he respect you or the sexual relationship at all.......

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SIVES117 0

well that was very rude of him. Don't give him any more blow jobs

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andyj1324 4

well someones not getting anymore ******** for awhile... maybe even forever from the OP

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garrettsgirl 0

26 you are really cute if that is really what you look like just saying ;)

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garrettsgirl 0

26 your really cute if that's what you really look like just saying :)

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sakforduc 0

hey at least he didn't post it while you were giving him head. lol!

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sakforduc 0

or better yet "check in" at my girlfriends mouth. Wow that would be priceless! I so gotta try that now!

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Petunia888 13

This comment was more funny than the FML!

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sakforduc 0

lol I will try it. So if you see an FML about it you know why! haha

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RandOmPhyXiO 5

how old is he 12 cause thats how hes acting

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Youregiraffepee 0

I'm not sure if twelve year olds get ********?

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ADRL17 0

you'd be surprised how many 12 year olds have sex now a days.

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lilly25001 7

hahahahah...I'm 12 &&nooo we don't give blow jobs,but yes sum have sex..

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