Brutally honest

By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

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Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
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KateeJo 0

At least he was straight forward? Now you don't have to waste any more time with him.

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Stay_Fly_Shy 0

yeah I think it's better he said that on the first date than him leading you on. next thing you know your falling for him and he hits it and quits it.. that's a fml

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flashback.miss 28

Uncle Badtouch? is that you??

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xxspendyxx 0

omgg wat an asshole..u kinda deserve it though.hate it when girls go for guys soo old..eww

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flashback.miss 28

I hate sex.. I dontever want to have it... but i still like fantasizing about hentai and creepy slimy guys :D

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mfmylifesrsly 29

WTF is wrong with you? have you ever tried masterbating? honey once you try it / the real thing you'll never not want to have sex again... and this is coming from a non-***** girl who masterbates multiple times a day.

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jisaac09 25

mylife, you just havent had the right guy (and im not saying i am) but as soon as you find him then you'll enjoy sex way more than masturbation.....

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Maddoctor 10

Some girls will NEVER get off from vaginal sex. So in essence, sometimes masturbation is a good accomplice in bed, whether you're alone or not. ;)

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Tandrael 0

i have had guy's try to date me just for that hella annoying. Why are guys drived for sex?

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corme_fml 0

Better then not having a drive for ANYTHING. I've been on dates where the girl doesn't have a sex drive and can't carry a conversation. Figure out what you want before you waste people's time, ugh.

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whattheballsz 0

uhm because sex is awesome? at least dude was honest. screw him and have an intelligent conversation after the sex...

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mfmylifesrsly 29

@20 me too I hate it! and I love your hair!!!

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NomenNescio 0

YDI for dating an older guy. You didn't honestly think he finds *you* an engaging conversationalist?

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Stured 0

honesty makes a relationship go further :)

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AntiChrist7 0

Girls only love assholes. YDI And date someone your own age, freak. I think you are the one with attitude and childish problems

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fxdxhk90 0

He was being honest, really what more could you want?

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perdix 29

I guess he's not all that intelligent. Even if the ONLY reason he's dating a pretty, young thing like you is to get in your pants, it's pretty stupid to admit that! I hope he didn't achieve his mission. Try not to hold "intelligent conversations" with dumb-asses, especially dirty, old dumb-asses.

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chadwick110480 0

another good one from perdex. dude must not b that smart, even if I just want to bang a chick I will still humor her and talk. it's the "game." some people . . .

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chadwick110480 0

sorry I will get your name right one of these times.

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I just found out about FML site

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I just found out about this FML site

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