Call the fuzz

By MBG - 05/06/2009 07:43 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I had the closing shift at work in a café and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee, she grabbed my arm and said, "I think that man is masturbating" and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 881
You deserved it 4 338

Same thing different taste

Top comments

i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.

may_cause_fail 0

The coffee was just that good?

Comments

you could have easily done something, FYL anyways

clockworkrainbow 3

you should have charged extra for cream with his coffee

19990231 29
trish27 0

LMAO at #12!! Sooo true!!!

Coulda just helped the dude out, then you wouldn't have had to wait as long to close

deaditegirl 0

You HAD to let him finish? Call the cops or something. YDI for doing nothing.

LOL #4, and, yeah, you could have thrown him out or had the cops do it. I'm wondering if you forgot to clean up behind him :)) Of course, by the next morning, there wouldn't be much left....

#12= Exactly what should have happened. Didnt you learn from that one FML where the person was in the bathroom when a couple came in and had sex against the door of their stall? You dont HAVE TO wait for anything! It's illegal, creepy and should have been stopped.

Did he at least leave a decent tip?