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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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Comments

cyanidesandwich 21

that is not possible. if OP was female then there is no chance of babies because the amount of chromosomes are not equal. if OP was male then he has a chance of AIDS

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perdix 29

He probably saw your lower-back tattoo and figured "What the hell?"

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xMexicanXJesusx 0

It. Was. A. Joke.

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DealsOnWheels 0

It's a territorial thing.. I wouldn't be worried about being anally raped.. I'd be more worried that he thinks you're his bitch ;) hah

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toelie 26

#45 We got that from monkeys, not dogs.

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LaChula 0

it's a dog maybe he's lonely jezz don't over do it all u had to do was stand up if u didn't want it

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mismonroe 0

An incredibly stupid one.

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persianjr 15

medicranger. it's called having a sence of humor.

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