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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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Epic_Phale615 0

Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

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mariazzz 5

oh well it could be worse. be thankful he didn't want a bj!

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persianjr 15

hahaha. I would like to see what those babies would look like!!!

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mismonroe 0

It's not rape if you yell " Surprise."

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KMilliron 2

Doubt the dog was yelling much of anything, but I bet his tail was wagging faster than ****.

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KMilliron 2

A nasty unwanted unrefundable gift... :D

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KMilliron 2

So kids, moral of the story, if you decide to chase down someones balls, don't be expected to be allowed to cry "rape" afterwards.

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medicranger 1

huh? be thankful you're not pregnant? that's one of the dumbest comments I heard. you can not get pregnant from dog sperm. The DNA is not compatible. look it up.

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vsx2000goton 0

Look in a mirror, you'll find out ;)

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mismonroe 0

You were asking for it, making yourself so available.

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RavenNight 0

im srry tht happened...... hahaha omg thts hilarious xD

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