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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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mpclaw 3

Just get married. You can toss the calendar. Seriously, you are one control freak and this guy ought to run.

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hebron77 0

You sound snobby about it.

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BellaMarta 19

Why did you keep track? o.O

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laxgirl313 0

That's creepy that you put it on a calendar.....

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IamMe95 5

You mark it? Wierd...

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Snowbat4u 10

Love is NOT all about sex, so he is doing tbe right thing

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BloodyDraven 0

YDI for keeping track and treating it like some videogame where u need really good stats

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fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

who keeps a calendar of that? FHL . I honestly feel bad for him .

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alex_shtuchka 0

I like u! U r science major, rn"t u???

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