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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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yomolandia 4

On reading the comments, I am starting to think it might actually be a good idea to keep a track of the no of times of sex. Maybe this sounds a bit gay-ish (girlish), though. I guess guys don't understand the "girly" thoughts.

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Alastrina_fml 20

The last time I had a boyfriend who didn't want to get intimate with me, I grabbed him by his hip pockets and pulled him into me for a kiss, whereupon I told him [in a sultry voice] I was seriously horny, then licked his lip. I think it worked, because the sex was great after. =)

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cassiebear7652 7

What the heck is your problem?

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Gil2112 0

Damn, chill out. You won't die if you don't have sex.

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JasonEP 3

That's ******* creepy. If my gf did that to me, I don't think I'd be in the mood much for the rest of the month.

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GagaForGaga103 1

obviously someone doesn't have a life since they have enough to make sex calendars.

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Maximus22 0

Personally I doubt you would have time for the calendar if he was truly interested. Dump him and find someone you don't have to worry about not giving you enough attention.

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nateshannon1 4

what creep keeps a record of what days theyve had sex on. further more, what creep compares the activity with last months statistics. get a ******* hobby.

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