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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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Bjacobsaint 3

Go ahead and mark me down for next Tuesday, email me your address.

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mrjude 3

You know what really needs to improve? Your social life... I mean, if you're taking the time to mark down when you had sex, you need help. And friends.

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Bently24 6

Thats hella ****** weird

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bookwormsteph 3

Actually I think this is an fml for the op. Maybe her man is: a. lazy loser or b. exhausted workaholic. Either way he was slacking and she thought what about a visual aide? Plus sex is f'ing important in any relationship.

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disney_blonde 16

Keeping a sex calendar is creepy. No wonder he won't touch you.

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Calyx_fml 21

Last month: Three-hump chump This month: One-hump chump Next month: Too late. He already spilled.

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StuuPididiot 4

maybe he had a rash of herpes outbreaks he needed to clear up first?

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

Fyl for keeping count. It's not a race..it's a lot more enjoyable when BOTH people are in the mood anyways. So stop your nagging freak

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

I like you dee. You are smart. Not like this dumbass who keeps count of probably what aren't even good sex sessions

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