Sex, Threesome and Intimacy: Check before crossing

Check before crossing

By Randy Savage - 02/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 928

You deserved it 71 340

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Same thing different taste

By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 340

You deserved it 2 756

Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 651

You deserved it 2 753

By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 081

You deserved it 4 241

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 261

You deserved it 41 204

New horizons

By did I wake up in a porn? - 15/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131

You deserved it 655

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 571

You deserved it 40 966

Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94

You deserved it 1 173

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 369

You deserved it 679

Worst threesome ever

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 11:02

Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 215

You deserved it 267

Spare wheel

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 317

You deserved it 453

_incredulous 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:02

She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:24

Well duh Alex is a unisex name.

Comments

Eryx_fml 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:11

Lol what's really, really stupid and I don't even know if someone commented about this before... You expect your girlfriend to be willing to have a threesome with another girl involved but you don't think you're expected to be willing to have one with another guy? You're just being a jerk and you didn't even notice. Threesomes are great no matter what is the third sex and if you are so eager to have one with two girls, you shouldn't be in such denial to have it with another guy involved.

isallwaysme 27

Friday 28 June 2013 17:09

he's definitely a, "a key that opens many locks is a good key, but a lock that is opened by many keys is a bad lock" kind of guy

Awesomeaxel 24

Wednesday 25 March 2015 18:16

why would I want someone elses dick in my girlfriend? if she fekt the same way about a girl then I wouldnt even think of having some threesomes anyway. but what serious relationship has a guy that is willing to let another dude **** his girlfriend

bazookajoey 27

Sunday 22 November 2015 2:31

Based on your logic we could also ask what kind of girl would let another girl **** her boyfriend?

kellster 2

Monday 16 March 2009 1:36

No shit!! So, did you like it?? Threesomes with two guys are way hotter for girls than threesomes with two girls!

inlimbo11 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:56

Turns out that alex is a guy's name? You didn't know that? Or at least think to ask who the **** Alex was other than "a friend from high-school"? You definitely deserved that. and #27... ? Did he like it? Really? That's the question you wanted to have answered after reading that? Dig yourself a hole, and don't come out. Please.

jsmith1199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:20

like i said in another post.. a 3some is only acceptable if it's 2 girls and 1 guy, not the other way around. also, she's a ***** for wanting to have a 3some with another guy. dump her immediately.