Check before crossing

By Randy Savage - 02/02/2009 16:29 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 928
You deserved it 71 340

Same thing different taste

Top comments

She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

Comments

redhusk89 0

#35 please don't be stupid well I suppose you can't help it can you I guess we have to make room for those people who's shoe size is a higher number than their IQ score. (By the way IQ isn't like golf) Anyone with any knowledge of history knows Alex/Alec is a man's name. Anyone ever heard of Alexander the great? yeah wasn't a female. As and male Alex myself though I do have to say there's a crud load of girls in the younger ages that are named alex

iiteddy 0

alex iz a guys name... itz kinda of yur fault

#36, I would first like to point out the fact that your grammar is despicable. If you're going to try to call me stupid, it would probably be beneficial to you if you didn't make yourself sound retarded in the process. Your tirade is full of run on sentences and poor punctuation. You make gross generalizations regarding "anyone with a knowledge of history," and you use several slang words. It is apparent that you fail to grasp the simple concept of capitalization, which is when some of the letters are bigger than others. At the beginning of each sentence, you should make the first letter capital, as you should with proper nouns, such as Alex. Also, since Alexander the Great is a title, the "G" in great should also be capital. Apostrophes generally imply either possessive case or a contraction, and "who's" doesn't fit into your unnecessarily long opening sentence. You fail to explain your claim that "IQ isn't like golf." I understand what you are trying to say, but you must not take for granted the fact that your reader does. Finally, your last sentence makes no sense at all, despite the fact that I spent five solid minutes trying to think like a first grader to decipher your rudimentary grammar skills. Overall I give your bitch fit a C-, and the only reason you received such a high grade is due to the amount of effort you put into trying to sound smart. Please see me regarding the revision of this piece of shit. and #37 ur grammar suckz 2 but ill let u go cuz ur sucha kewl dood

WoW #38 got a stick up your ass? i have horrible grammar too. i scored a lowly 560 on my SAT in writing. does that mean i'm unintelligent? no! I'm a Bio-major chem/econ minor paying for school with a merit scholarship. Sure i may not go to Harvard, but the school i am at is pretty high up there. Sounds to me, like your life sucks and you just want to bitch at other people. As for slang, everyone uses it, as far as I'm concerned the only time you shouldn't use slang, is on papers, reports, resumes, and your Thesis. This is the internet, and more specifically a website we come to to laugh about other peoples failures. Good grammar and usage of correct words isn't on anyones mind. PS And anyone who needs explaining how "IQ isn't like golf" needs to figure out what IQ is and what golf is and figure out the difference.

Stop bragging about ur "accoplishments"!! No one gives a shit. And we kno that slang is for the internet dumbass. And the golf metaphore, that actually made sense. How the hell can u b in college??

#39, i agree with you for the most part. and you're right i use slang all the time. i was sticking up for this guy because his girlfriend is a *****. when someone comes along and tells him its his fault because he thought she meant a girl named alex, then that pisses me off. it pisses me off even more when someone who is completely uninvolved lashes out at me. when that type of thing happens, i'm going to retaliate. that's the first thing i noticed, so that's what i decided to make fun of. i agree that there are some things on this is a website are funny, but this is not one of them. i think #36's grammar is one of those failures that we come here to laugh at, and that's exactly what i did. Oh, and by the way: "TXT language and abbreviations are forbidden and highly depreciated on the site. Be careful with your spelling and read yourself back a few times to be sure. Do not hesitate to use an automatic spelling corrector to avoid spelling mistakes." Click on the rules and read it yourself I really don't care that much about the grammar that people use or any of that. I just like to fight with douchebags and prove ass holes like you wrong.

giffinator 0

YDI for being a hypocrite and an idiot. Are you completely blind to your hypocricy? Also because you didn't look into it, you must really trust your gf's judgement if you are ready to take in someone you only know one sentance about.

babygirl69_fml 0

hahaha, dude. i have a few friends named alex. two are girls, and at least six are guys. ask your chick before what gender. (:

MukyDaCookie 0

What if this Alex guy was someone she was considering leaving you for? And this was just a test to see who was better in the sack. Uhoh, better step it up

tangello 0

Um.. no duh Alex is also a guys name...

yourmomsaho217 0

wow ur retarted there arnt many girl alex's anyways, i would still do the 3sum nyways......just make sure u guys never butfuck eachother