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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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Thanks Dave, good one

By tech_support - 04/11/2011 16:05 - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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attebury1 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

Wow that is really terrible.. Talk about bad timing FYL indeed

khatuba 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:42

aww, that happened to someone i know at school once.

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sonicfury 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:54

that sucks fyl

freernnur5 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:55

buy an antivirus program... really easy to stop that from happening...

ThatOneDouchebag 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 5:11

Or get a free one! Herr derr!!!

rc024 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:55

Hahaha, that sucks ur gunna lose your job, but hey, now you will have all the time in the world to ********** hahahahaha get sum lotion and hopefully ur palm wont get any more hairy than it already is.....

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:57

I hate those **** viruses! my mom went ballistic on me when I got one. I tried to explain to her that I didn't get it by being on a **** website >_< but this is like the 100th '**** popped up in a meeting/in class/on a date" FML. they're getting reaaaaallly old. x_x

Lexia_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:58

Yeah, viruses don't download themselves into computers, and as you didn't post any defensive, I'm leaning toward YDI But agreed with #5-look into some protection or get a Mac.

soccerboy101 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:02

Hahahahahahahaha that sucks

treli1593 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:04

Maybe next time don't look at **** on your work computer? Oh, my bad, I don't know if there will be a next time. YDI

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:06

The best anti-virus protection is common sense. Viruses don't just magically infect your computer. More often than not it's the user's actions that cause it, whether by opening an infected file or visiting a compromised website or something like that.

xOpheliacx 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:08

That sucks =[ I think I had the same fake anti spyware virus (and I have no idea how it got on the computer). I got rid of it by downloading "Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware." I don't remember if we can post link on here or not but I'll give it a go: http://www.geekpolice.net/malware-removal-guides-f12/how-to-remove-antivirus-system-pro-removal-guide-t9270.htm As for the **** viruses, well, I can't really help you with that one. But yeah. FYL

MrBigDog2U 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:49

My son got that same one on his system (I think it was called "SpyCrush"). It doesn't crush spyware, it IS spyware. I second the info for MalwareBytes. It TOTALLY ROX!!!!