Chlamydia central

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 38

If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

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FMLshark 12

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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klx125cross 9

oHHHHH! SHIIT!! How doess that happen? OP

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koreyketchum 1

Holy Shit... I just got a shooting pain in my dick when I read this. I feel for ya bro. Lol

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Sharkitaxrscary 12

Ooooo...Hopefully the outcome is STD free. If not, more cotton swabs to come.

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jamesrod885 6

wow you do know what it took to get that test done?

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captainburke 5

Ouch, the visit to the doctor that most men avoid :/ sorry op!

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hammerfall26 6

Yeah man it sucks!

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etchsanity1 11

Yeah in my younger man ***** days that was an every other month for me ... Somehow I survived through dumb luck and didn't ever test positive but that's not really fml lol I mean you got laid and chose to take the risk ;) so ydi ... Still feel for ya bud

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