Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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marble180 0

dude, that's sad....

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Chihuahua3773 0

Can I add you on facebook??

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MFninjaof2012 0

Have u tried Match.com for more friends JS

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msbritt06 0

how lame. even more lame that you came on fml to tell everyone

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headbanger08 0

I find myself deeply depressed at this. not because I feel nothing for OP. but to the fact that this is what fml has lowered itself to. fake status hacks. what happened to the old "me and my gf were goin at it hard when her mom walked in. and the worst part is she ask to join." I miss these fml. the real one. not someone crying about having no life or having to get up at 4 am every day.

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dudehaha 4

it is called go outside and have a life. gosh!

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thesneakypickle 0

I feel bad for guy who posted this, you other commenters should give him a break

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Mikkagandahan 4

I have this friend on facebook who is 7 months pregnant with her first baby. She already made him (the baby) a facebook account. She would post a status on her profile like, "I love my baby nathan" and then the baby account would comment something like "I love you too mommy!", then they would have this actual conversation that everyone could read :p I dont know which one is more pathetic between her and the OP ;p

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