Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 994
You deserved it 62 529

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ultraslick 0

once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

Comments

HARD67 0

wow! i feel so sorry for the both of you lol but he cant be that mad at you, i mean he should be happy that he has such a great loving caring gf like u :)

holy shit - you are a terrible, terrible person! lol

djmurph316 0

that happened to me once, my friend told me to XYZ and i zipped it up just a little too quickly.......that was two months ago...theres still a mark...

I think circumcised vs. uncircumcised is just a matter of preference, for both guys and girls. I prefer circumcised but that's just me.....is there any reason to FREAK OUT AND SCREAM about it? Whatever you have, fine. Have it with pride. Whatever you like, fine. Like it with pride. No need for a battle of man parts.

Oh man...anyone else reminded of the countless cut v. uncut wars on /b/? Personally, I enjoy my men with whole, unmutilated penises.

i think you need to stay away from **** if this is the result lmao

YDI for trying to copy ****. That shit ain't real!