Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 994
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

ultraslick 0

once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

Comments

Well in my gym class we were talking about circumcision and it turned out only 2 people weren't circumcised. I know the ups and downs of it and I support circumcision (if its free anyways.)

It's his own fault for buying pants with zippers ...

I think your about the nicest girlfriend a guy could have

that must have been an interesting story for the nurses.......fhl tho.....

doof_fisch 2

Any difference in circumcising a baby or having the baby's ears pierced? Either way you're "disfiguring" the child against his/her will. I'm circumcised. I don't remember it happening. I don't regret it. Very few people have seen my dick, but if a child's ears are pierced, everyone can see that.....so which one risks the greater "trauma"?

AntiChrist7 0

only a BJ will do, you don't have to do anything special

Chocolate_Chunk 2

so, you're comparing a hole in the ear lobe to an operation which removes half of the feelings of your penis? that's ****** up. And oh, you don't remember it so it's fine? Would it also be fine to amputate a hand of a baby because it will not remember the operation?

love_the_fame 0
666HailSatan666 0

Lol @ all of the 10% off faggots on this website.

And she also thinks Jaws it's about a shark throwing people out of its mouth :-DDD