Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Spicy
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 994
You deserved it 62 530

Same thing different taste

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ultraslick 0

once the bj is done, you really don't need to do anything sexy. Or really anything at all, fall asleep on the floor if you want, we don't care.

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Omfg. Omfogmogmgomg just thinking about that makes me cringe.

Well OP at least it was probably the most memorable BJ ever :D One of these days you'll both look back and remember this moment when or you'll both remember it whenever you see that (possible) scar on his dick after sex. And if all else fails (as in if the relationship doesn't work out), you can always find yourself a masochist, I hear they enjoy the pain.

I think he should be typin this fml mor likely than yu... that gettin caught in the zipper is a horrible pulling sting with unimaginable pain...

...those videos should have a warning... "All acts in this video are performed by experts/ professionals. We advise that you donot try them at home."

You think that genital mutilation is personal preference? How would you feel if someone had cut your ******** off at birth? Would the fact that you don't remember it make it ok? I take offense when people argue that genital mutilation is a good thing and that the choice to do so should be up to the parents. I can't condone something so cruel as that. The only reason people in the US don't like foreskin is because they are brainwashed into thinking it is dirty. Circumcision, both male and female, should be illegal unless the person being circumcised is a consenting adult.

So basically, you think that genital mutilation is ok as long as you don't remember it happening?

"neither would he" if he was cut at birth, how would he know he likes it more than the normal? if he was like 18 and got it cut then I could understand that. Does it matter whether or not someone remembers something that hurt a shit load? And who are you to say "feel it a whole hell of a lot more". Do you have any proof that a baby being circumcized at birth hurts "less" than if you were like 18? And regardless of it hurting more or less, would you rather punch a baby or an 18 year old....? You don't want to cause any pain to a baby... So why is cutting off the most sensitive part of his body okay? I think circumcision is okay. But only as a choice. A baby should not be forced onto that. If you're 18 years old (an adult) you should be able to make the decision on your own. Or for medical reasons earlier of course. The rate of circumcision has gone down in the U.S for this reason. It used to be a lotttt higher. People realized though the cruelty in the act. When it was first introduced there were a ton of studies saying it prevented diseases and such. But it depends completely on each person and how much they clean themselves. I keep seeing some loser quoting a new york times article saying that it decreases the chance of you getting an STD by 25%. That's probably the worst argument I've ever heard. "If you cut off a very sensitive feel good part of your penis, then when you have sex with a tramp, you're 25% less likely to get an STD off of her!" Safe sex is good sex... you don't have to have sex with someone who hasn't been tested.

that hapened once to me and that was the last time. am uncircumcised now

drdj2006 3

wow FYL OP sorry to you man for that and stick to just unziping the zipper with your teath its much smoother of a process and on the circumcised vs. uncircumcised there are are many valid arguments supporting both if you dont want to keep you child or self clean then circumcised is best for you even though some procedures include only one cut along the forskin and then ripping it the rest of the way off along a *scored* line aka cut half way through the most sensitive skin on a mans body then rip it the rst of the way off wipe it clean but it in a diper and hand it back to its mother risking chances of it bleading to death out of his dick or you can choose to keep you child clean and intact and have a posible infection or skin cought in the zipper... no to those who are circumcised due to religious reasons i support your choice and wish you happiness in your religion (honestly no scarcasm there) GO MOTHERS WHO HAVE UNCIRCUMCISED BOYS btw how many of you know about female circumcision think about it look it up know your facts DJ

Whirling_Kumquat 0

Sooo, your saying you WERE circumsized, and now you are uncircumsized...I think you should share how your foreskin magically grew back...